If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you on a plane, train or bus …

1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.

2. Remove your laptop.

3. Boot it.

4. Make sure the guy who won’t leave you alone can see the screen.

5. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky.

6. Then hit this link

/////////////////////874/000.0☻50

The above is my 8 month old daughters first blog post!

She absolutely loves to bang on the keyboard, I usually just end up deleting what she writes, but this time I thought, what the hell, post it

I don’t even know how she made that symbol before the 5?!

The Girl Scouts - freak’en pushers!

Those thin mints are like crack! Last year I ate an entire box in one day… I can’t help it - they are too good!

This year I am already through my first box of thin mints and started on my second. God help me…

Next year I am putting a sign on my door, “NO GIRL SCOUTS ALOUD!”

Not to mention they are like Nike sweatshops. My buddy said his daughter sold 200 boxes and all she gets in return is a badge and a key chain! Are you kidding me!

So what have you guys ordered from those crack pushers in pigtails?