Like Mushrooms to Mario
The Girl Scouts - freak’en pushers!
Those thin mints are like crack! Last year I ate an entire box in one day… I can’t help it - they are too good!
This year I am already through my first box of thin mints and started on my second. God help me…
Next year I am putting a sign on my door, “NO GIRL SCOUTS ALOUD!”
Not to mention they are like Nike sweatshops. My buddy said his daughter sold 200 boxes and all she gets in return is a badge and a key chain! Are you kidding me!
So what have you guys ordered from those crack pushers in pigtails?












February 15th, 2007 at 1:39 pm
Oh man, is it already Girl Scout cookie time!? All they need to do is wave a box of Samoas in my face and it’s over!
February 15th, 2007 at 5:19 pm
I would change that sign on your door to read “No Girl Scouts ALLOWED”, vice “aloud”… or else the little cunning temptress might just use a sign of her own that says “You know I’ve got it. You know you want it.”
February 15th, 2007 at 5:43 pm
those girl scouts are sneaky!!