Like Mushrooms to Mario

Girl Scout Cookies The Girl Scouts - freak’en pushers!

Those thin mints are like crack! Last year I ate an entire box in one day… I can’t help it - they are too good!

This year I am already through my first box of thin mints and started on my second. God help me…

Next year I am putting a sign on my door, “NO GIRL SCOUTS ALOUD!”

Not to mention they are like Nike sweatshops. My buddy said his daughter sold 200 boxes and all she gets in return is a badge and a key chain! Are you kidding me!

So what have you guys ordered from those crack pushers in pigtails?

3 Responses to “Like Mushrooms to Mario”

  1. TOMAS Says:

    Oh man, is it already Girl Scout cookie time!? All they need to do is wave a box of Samoas in my face and it’s over!

  2. steve Says:

    I would change that sign on your door to read “No Girl Scouts ALLOWED”, vice “aloud”… or else the little cunning temptress might just use a sign of her own that says “You know I’ve got it. You know you want it.”

  3. Golgotha Says:

    :) ha ha ha
    those girl scouts are sneaky!!

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