Comments on: Come clean with it… http://whatasavage.com/2006/07/19/come-clean-with-it/ Wed, 07 Jan 2009 08:31:32 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2.1 By: PoidwayKeyday http://whatasavage.com/2006/07/19/come-clean-with-it/#comment-47678 PoidwayKeyday Thu, 23 Oct 2008 14:34:41 +0000 http://whatasavage.com/2006/07/19/come-clean-with-it/#comment-47678 There was this guy see. He wasn't very bright and he reached his adult life without ever having learned "the facts". Somehow, it gets to be his wedding day. While he is walking down the isle, his father tugs his sleeve and says, "Son, when you get to the hotel room...Call me" Hours later he gets to the hotel room with his beautiful blushing bride and he calls his father, "Dad, we are the hotel, what do I do?" "O.K. Son, listen up, take off your clothes and get in the bed, then she should take off her clothes and get in the bed, if not help her. Then either way, ah, call me" A few moments later... "Dad we took off our clothes and we are in the bed, what do I do?" O.K. Son, listen up. Move real close to her and she should move real close to you, and then... Ah, call me." A few moments later... "DAD! WE TOOK OFF OUR CLOTHES, GOT IN THE BED AND MOVED REAL CLOSE, WHAT DO I DO???" "O.K. Son, Listen up, this is the most important part. Stick the long part of your body into the place where she goes to the bathroom." A few moments later... "Dad, I've got my foot in the toilet, what do I do?" There was this guy see.
He wasn’t very bright and he reached his adult life without ever having learned “the facts”.
Somehow, it gets to be his wedding day.
While he is walking down the isle, his father tugs his sleeve and says,

“Son, when you get to the hotel room…Call me”

Hours later he gets to the hotel room with his beautiful blushing bride and he calls his father,

“Dad, we are the hotel, what do I do?”

“O.K. Son, listen up, take off your clothes and get in the bed, then she should take off her clothes and get in the bed, if not help her. Then either way, ah, call me”

A few moments later…

“Dad we took off our clothes and we are in the bed, what do I do?”

O.K. Son, listen up. Move real close to her and she should move real close to you, and then… Ah, call me.”

A few moments later…

“DAD! WE TOOK OFF OUR CLOTHES, GOT IN THE BED AND MOVED REAL CLOSE, WHAT DO I DO???”

“O.K. Son, Listen up, this is the most important part. Stick the long part of your body into the place where she goes to the bathroom.”

A few moments later…

“Dad, I’ve got my foot in the toilet, what do I do?”

]]> By: werutzb http://whatasavage.com/2006/07/19/come-clean-with-it/#comment-46596 werutzb Wed, 08 Oct 2008 01:27:54 +0000 http://whatasavage.com/2006/07/19/come-clean-with-it/#comment-46596 Hi! I would like extend my SQL knowledge. I red that many SQL books and want to get more about SQL for my occupation as oracle database manager. What would you recommend? Thanks, Werutz Hi!

I would like extend my SQL knowledge.
I red that many SQL books and want to
get more about SQL for my occupation as oracle database manager.

What would you recommend?

Thanks,
Werutz

]]> By: Alberto Antolin http://whatasavage.com/2006/07/19/come-clean-with-it/#comment-3943 Alberto Antolin Wed, 18 Oct 2006 08:21:05 +0000 http://whatasavage.com/2006/07/19/come-clean-with-it/#comment-3943 Thanks that you helped me in information search. I have sent the link to your site to all my friends, they were very grateful, but first of all they were grateful to you! Thanks that you helped me in information search. I have sent the link to your site to all my friends, they were very grateful, but first of all they were grateful to you!

]]> By: Mib Black http://whatasavage.com/2006/07/19/come-clean-with-it/#comment-3915 Mib Black Mon, 16 Oct 2006 14:11:55 +0000 http://whatasavage.com/2006/07/19/come-clean-with-it/#comment-3915 This theme is interesting to me, and also very important in work. Your site became my constant satellite! This theme is interesting to me, and also
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]]> By: steve http://whatasavage.com/2006/07/19/come-clean-with-it/#comment-2259 steve Mon, 24 Jul 2006 01:58:34 +0000 http://whatasavage.com/2006/07/19/come-clean-with-it/#comment-2259 Ah, yes.... Rock You Like a Hurricane. Ah, yes…. Rock You Like a Hurricane.

]]> By: Golgotha http://whatasavage.com/2006/07/19/come-clean-with-it/#comment-2166 Golgotha Fri, 21 Jul 2006 13:50:30 +0000 http://whatasavage.com/2006/07/19/come-clean-with-it/#comment-2166 With or Wishout You, good call, but Whitesnake, hahaha... Rocky Mountain High, the state song of Colorado, Man Law 33 :) Fat Tire beer the official beverage of Colorado, Man Law 34 :) With or Wishout You, good call, but Whitesnake, hahaha…

Rocky Mountain High, the state song of Colorado, Man Law 33 :)

Fat Tire beer the official beverage of Colorado, Man Law 34 :)

]]> By: Ben O. http://whatasavage.com/2006/07/19/come-clean-with-it/#comment-2147 Ben O. Fri, 21 Jul 2006 02:47:49 +0000 http://whatasavage.com/2006/07/19/come-clean-with-it/#comment-2147 This is easy - U2 - With or Without You The Scorpions - Rock You Like a Huricane Journey - Seperate Ways Jefferson Starship - Jane Whitesnake - Here I Go Again the list goes on and on . . . Ben O. BTW - Rocky Mountain High is the State Song as far as I'm concerned. This is easy -

U2 - With or Without You
The Scorpions - Rock You Like a Huricane
Journey - Seperate Ways
Jefferson Starship - Jane
Whitesnake - Here I Go Again
the list goes on and on . . .

Ben O.

BTW - Rocky Mountain High is the State Song as far as I’m concerned.

]]> By: steve http://whatasavage.com/2006/07/19/come-clean-with-it/#comment-2144 steve Fri, 21 Jul 2006 02:35:01 +0000 http://whatasavage.com/2006/07/19/come-clean-with-it/#comment-2144 U2 - Where the Streets Have No Name U2 - Where the Streets Have No Name

]]> By: Chris http://whatasavage.com/2006/07/19/come-clean-with-it/#comment-2143 Chris Fri, 21 Jul 2006 01:36:50 +0000 http://whatasavage.com/2006/07/19/come-clean-with-it/#comment-2143 Yeah, I'm actually not very in tune with America's music likes and dislikes. However, I did recently buy the new Keane and The Fray. I'm trying my hardest to be on top of stuff. It's seriously a lot of work. Yeah, I’m actually not very in tune with America’s music likes and dislikes. However, I did recently buy the new Keane and The Fray. I’m trying my hardest to be on top of stuff. It’s seriously a lot of work.

]]> By: Golgotha http://whatasavage.com/2006/07/19/come-clean-with-it/#comment-2140 Golgotha Thu, 20 Jul 2006 20:57:34 +0000 http://whatasavage.com/2006/07/19/come-clean-with-it/#comment-2140 Chris, no singing, really? Pirates of the Carribean, really? Mark, that's good stuff. Where is the Love? by the BEP's is a good call, I crank that one too. Floyd's 'On the Turning Away' is beautiful, you gotta crank that. Chris, no singing, really? Pirates of the Carribean, really?

Mark, that’s good stuff. Where is the Love? by the BEP’s is a good call, I crank that one too. Floyd’s ‘On the Turning Away’ is beautiful, you gotta crank that.

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